Hurray it’s time to post the best clever and funny Instagram
quotes on your bios or use along with picture captions. Please do not forget to
mention some cool hashtags with these quotes.
Clever Instagram Quotes for pictures!
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| Clever Instagram Quotes |
Sometimes when I get bored, I stalk people on Instagram. Is
that weird?
I think I'd rather eat cockroaches than wake up and go to
work on Monday. Someone please kill me. I'd love you forever.
Someone PLEASE tell me what this SWAG IS, what does it mean,
what kind of word is it use it in a sentence so I can understand this
I read someone saying that most men now days don’t keep it
real but I believe the same goes for women. Some of both go into relationships
with bad intentions and motives and then wonder why they don’t work. Don’t kill
me ladies but I believe that women got the very slight edge on men. Who plays
the most games and why in your opinion and keep your answer respectful.
Why it that the ones that drive you crazy is being the
person you love the most. I could honestly say I'm in love. The more time I
spend trying to get him the more complex he gets. I love him, and I want
nothing but him.
Facebook friends: Please stop posting animal cruelty pics
and stories to my wall. It is affecting my mental health and I can't take
anymore. There isn't anything I can do to help so it makes me feel helpless and
sick to my stomach and I have been having a lot of nightmares where I wake up
screaming. If I see any more posts with or about animal cruelty I will have to
un-friend you.
Is it weird I check your Instagram every time you come to
mind to see if you posted anything? And I think about you a lot.
Sometimes you just need to tell certain people that you love
them, Even if they are a little unusual.
Dear crush, I'm deeply in likes with you. I've had a crush
on you since the beginning of the year but never said anything. I hope you
don't know anything about this. Of course we don't really have a friendship
going on so it wouldn't ruin anything. Just the thought of you knowing that I
have a crush on you scares me. I'm deeply sorry I have a crush on you. I'm like
a potato compared to the girl you like. I'm not really sure you do but I've
heard. Whenever you talk to me I get all nervous and shy. Why do you do this to
me!?!?! What have I done to deserve all these emotional feels? You're adorably
cute and have an amazing personality. You also have a great taste in music. I
wish I've known you when you were younger. Well yeah that's about it!
When you ask me a stupid question like you actually expect
an answer.... Thought you were more mature then that!
Insecurity and Low Self Esteem causes relationship problems!
In order to love someone you must first love yourself! If you are having this
problem please go to the nearest mirror and repeat after me; self I love you
with your good looking face and you must mean it! Now your swag should be
turned up to the maximum.
I realized something today. I'm going to love myself and
take care of myself and stay true to myself. I call it peace, I wish all would
do it and feels good. I can't help others but my heart is feeling good.
You know what's stupid? When the dentist asks you a question
while your mouth is wide open and he's working on your teeth and expects an
answer other than yes or no. And yet you still attempt to answer it.
No question is a stupid question, the reason people ask
question is because they seek the knowledge and that person is clever enough to
want to know. We not all gifted and we have different IQs, so just answer the
question and stop judging. What you think of them is none of their business so
keep it to yourself and you will also realize it is of no importance to you.
Boy: Dad, if you saw a thousand note and fifty shillings
note which would you pick? Dad: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course
I will pick thousands. Boy: Sure? I will pick both! Who is stupid now?
