Thursday 16 January 2014

Instagram Funny Awkward Moments

Many of you may already face these funny awkward moments on the Instagram. Now it’s time to update your bio status with the most hilarious moments of your life.

Funny Awkward Moments for Instagram!
Funny Awkward Moments 

That awkward moment you are posting pics on Instagram half asleep and not even knowing what you just posting!

That awkward moment when you bring up Instagram with someone and you realize you've opened the door to have to explain your username meaning to them!

The awkward moment when your mother discovers your Instagram and likes every picture!

That awkward moment when you unconsciously start liking every picture of your ex on the Instagram!

That awkward moment when someone on instagram keeps saying I’m a fake of myself and they won't believe.

The awkward moment when you see a picture of a girl you know uncovered on Instagram. It could be you!

That awkward moment when you don't understand the feeling that you're feeling!

That awkward moment you spend about two hours on Instagram watching funny videos and you don't even remember how you got there.

That awkward moment when a cute girl messages you on Instagram asking you for your autograph thinking you’re a celebrity.

That awkward moment where /everyone on Instagram disappears and you just sit online like "What do I do now?”

That awkward moment when...you go to a party and spend all your time talking with your friends teenage kids about how Instagram works!


That awkward moment when you drop a penny on the floor and someone picks it up straight after, right before you, then opens their wallet and puts it in.

Sunday 12 January 2014

15 Funniest Instagram Quotes

I stay on Instagram posting weird pictures when I'm bored and the following funny Instagram quotes will definitely give you awesome captions for your latest photo ideas. Instagram makes me dizzy... I think I am the only one on this planet that likes Facebook better.

Funny Instagram Quotes for Bios!

  1. Today I Just heard words I never thought I would ever hear "I left my purse in my wife's car".

  1. The only thing more dangerous than texting while driving is texting while your 9 year daughter is driving.

  1. I don't think the guy surveying the road knows that the yellow safety vest is supposed to be worn over an existing shirt and not as stand alone attire.

  1. I just had my very own Spy vs. Spy moment when I pulled my white Toyota Tacoma King Cab beside a black Toyota Tacoma King Cab. We exchanged menacing glances. Just as I was lighting the fuse on my bomb, he drove away.

  1. Driving a V-8 Diesel Dually F-350 and speaking to your dog with German a command is pretty manly....unless your dog is a tiny white toy poodle...The Shack never disappoints.

  1. If anyone needs a visual rendition of the word "Lazy" feel free to stop by the house. Slothfulness at it's finest.

  1. Hypothetically, if I forgot to use deodorant, is it okay to just say I hugged a homeless man?

  1. Thank you to all the people who continue to be my friend, even if I don't go to your Facebook page.

  1. Just because Rick Warren offers free sermons online doesn't mean you should preach them as your own all the time. Unless, of course, you are planning on writing “The Purpose Borrowed Life”!

  1. I just found something more dangerous than texting while driving: eating a crunchy taco while driving.

  1. The aggrieved look on a jogger's face does not make me want to join them.

  1. Memo to all the men out there: The lawn mower does not hide your body. Put your shirt on!!!

  1. I think the Tea Party would gain more momentum in the south if they would change their name to the Sweet Tea Party.

  1. Nothing like going exposed! Just feels so good. I would do it all the time if I thought it would cause no harm. Of course I am talking about my Iphone without a case on it.

  1. Instagram is weird in that the more people I follow, the more awesome my feed becomes.