Monday, 31 August 2015

Cute Instagram Captions for Pictures

A picture tells us the whole story but sometimes we need to add an additional caption to describe its purpose generally. On Instagram 70% of users like to add captions on their each photo, sometimes we add funny captions, sometimes cute and most of the times we add silly captions on our selfies. I myself like to add humorous and eye catching captions on my friend photos and it give me a great entertainment when I read their mind blowing and naughty comments on every picture. There are various caption ideas but it’s better to add only relevant wordings in each caption.
You may like the following list of cute captions for your Instagram pictures, now select the most attractive quote and give a boost up to your Instagram photo.
Funny Instagram captions

Cute Instagram Captions for photos!


Loneliness is just a part of you that is waiting to be recognized by your. Loneliness is not reality it's an illusion created by lack of knowing that you are your biggest strength.

Just because you suffer doesn't mean you have bad karma. It only means that your soul choose to experience a painful situation to grow closer to being more aware about your journey. Karma is never good or bad. Karma can never be changed but can be balanced or released.

Patience is not a virtue, it’s a requirement. Having patience creates stability not only in your emotional and mental self but also in every relationship. People around us are always on different frequencies; patience helps you align your energies with them and vice a versa. This is an art that will only help us grow not only in relationships but also in our soul journey.

People often judge you to make you believe that you are not good enough, because they fear that if you think you are good enough you might not need them.

Choices that you make not only determine the quality of your life but also effect every person connected with your life. The reason why every spiritual master and religious guru spoke about being aware is for us to acknowledge your presence in the scheme of universe and the role we play in contributing to the universe, mother earth and every person we are connected. While we are individuals we are also universal. It's important to honor our role because if you don't honor this fact the universe may not honor your choices.

Everyone wants a good quality of life, but no matter how well you take care of yourself, quality is missing. Time to think, perhaps you are focusing on yourself too much and neglecting something that defines the quality of your life. Time to focus on the need of Mother Earth because its who defines the quality of everything outside of you.

There is a thin line of difference between realizing and feeling guilty. A genuine person in your life always makes you realize and never make you feel guilty.

Never find excuses for not learning your lessons. The universe doesn't understand reasons it only understands frequency.

When the Time is right, the universe creates everything around you for you. Time is the best tool used by the universe to discipline and control actions and reactions of humans.

We all have our reasons to be who we are. In order for other's to be authentic to you, first allow your authenticity to shine in your relations with people.

It's important to be grounded in every relationship. When we enter relationships, we sub consciously make a commitment to honor our own willingness and choice. While every relationship goes through its own course of ups and down, it's important to be committed to our choice towards the person. We often keep the problem and discard the relationship. 

It’s always easier to keep the relationship and discard the problem, only in this act we will honor our self and in return the universe will begin to create grace in all other commitments of our life journey.


People will never judge you for your weakness. They will only judge you for the fake strength you portray. 

The problem is the social media. The world knows what is going on but they have a different view of it because of the media. Together using social media and the power of the people we can change how people think of the situation. Yes it does seem like it would not impact anybody or anything but two weeks ago some people didn't even know what Facebook, MySpace and Instagram is and now the rest of the world is slowly opening their eyes to the real situation. Yes, this will take time and yes this seems trivial but to sit silent is worse I believe. This is my personal standpoint. You could choose to support it or not support it. The beauty in that is that it is up to you now. I only want to inform and bring attention to those who do not know.


Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Funny Weekend Quotes for IG Bios

Make our weekend more colorful and funny by posting these cute weekend quotes on your Instagram bios. I'm constantly amazed at the things I learn through social media. Today I learned through Instagram that there's a group of people who spend an absurd amount of money of jeans they call "raw denim" and then wear them every day for 6 months + without washing them so that they'll start to fade and stain in such a way as to become completely unique to the wearer. That's weird and gross.

Funny Weekend quotes for bios!

I assumed campus libraries were meant for studying and becoming an expert on one's major. Not a home base for arguments over who got more likes on instagram.

My Instagram is like cursed... Every time I go up to 83 followers, someone un-follows me!

Facebook is like a map of your life. You can both look back and say there I was complaining and talking or you can look back and say there I was kicking major ASS again!

One of my favorite things about Facebook is watching my friends announce their pregnancies... getting to watch the baby as it develops the witness the first day of outside life and the progression thereof.

All you can do is call it out when you hear it because if you don’t you may walk away feeling like it’s your fault.

True love is when you are trying to hold in a fart, but as you walk across the living room, you sound like someone playing "Dueling Banjos" on a Flugelhorn, and you both laugh.

There's nothing like a good old fashioned husband and wife water fight after the baby goes to bed.

I don't care how rich you are, what color, or how old. If you spend $38,000 for a purse, you are an idiot.

Dear Local Business People: When you make your own TV commercials, please don't try being funny or cute. It is way harder than you think. Thank you.

That happy time when all the loud people get up and leave!

A study in England suggests that comedians and actors have psychotic personalities. Umm, thank you, Institute for the Study of the Obvious.

There are now 7 billion people in the world... Could everyone inhale for a sec so I can turn around? Thanks.

What if holding office requires a monthly lie detector test?

Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty. I just think you need a smaller glass.

Anger can help you succeed academically. Sitting at your desk with tears of frustration because of a take-home math exam is actually a lot manlier than you'd think.

That awkward moment when the room is full of people, but one person is making 80 percent of the noise.

Someone must have shook the trees, because there are nuts everywhere!

No one will buy the cow if they are getting the eggs for free.

I love living in a town small enough that lost dogs get posted on the Police Dept Facebook page!

The rumors of my birthday are true, but I'm happy to report I'm still not gonna grow up, and you can't make me!

Amazon wants to know what 5 books I'd take to Desert Island....
1. Boat Building for Dummies
2. 1,001 Fish Recipes that don't taste like Fish
3. Make a Home Still From Coconut Shells and Bamboo
4. Games for your Hermit Crab
5. Pickup Lines for Imaginary Women

I think that if I was ever nominated for an award, any award, I'd prepare a short acceptance speech, just in case. It is sadly ironic when people that make their living as performers, stand on stage and pick at their seats for 3 minutes while trying to remember the names of their co-stars and directors. Ty Burrell is being the notable and professional exception. That man is so subtly funny he is on his next line before you even realize how funny the last thing he said was.

I like mean professors. I respect them. The meaner and more eccentric the better, to an extent, because often it is the sign of an educator who cares about his/her students' progress and one who is more likely to grade assignments in a timely manner.

That awkward moment when you’re on instagram and see a profile with your picture on it!

If I like all of your old pictures on Instagram you should be worried because I have a weird uncontrollable obsession for stalking people.

That awkward moment when children younger than you have an interesting love life! It's so sad but I officially have a non existent love life.... oh well. I have my food!

I am a supremely unhappy person, but I love that about myself. It is better, to my mind, to suffer in academia and die of a heart attack at 50, than to enter the work force and have my intellectual vigor gradually, but surely eroded.

Sometimes on the Facebook I attacked by a group, it is both moral and legal to kill one or more. It just may not be strategically wise - unless you are able to kill several of them.

The nice thing about the cold steel honeycomb is that it only has a point, so you're less likely to accidentally injure yourself if you're not experienced.

Always stand up for what is right, even when you must stand alone. Or in this case, with six stodgy old professors!


Sarcasm and sneakiness are the dead husks of wit and learning.

Thursday, 16 January 2014

Instagram Funny Awkward Moments

Many of you may already face these funny awkward moments on the Instagram. Now it’s time to update your bio status with the most hilarious moments of your life.

Funny Awkward Moments for Instagram!
Funny Awkward Moments 

That awkward moment you are posting pics on Instagram half asleep and not even knowing what you just posting!

That awkward moment when you bring up Instagram with someone and you realize you've opened the door to have to explain your username meaning to them!

The awkward moment when your mother discovers your Instagram and likes every picture!

That awkward moment when you unconsciously start liking every picture of your ex on the Instagram!

That awkward moment when someone on instagram keeps saying I’m a fake of myself and they won't believe.

The awkward moment when you see a picture of a girl you know uncovered on Instagram. It could be you!

That awkward moment when you don't understand the feeling that you're feeling!

That awkward moment you spend about two hours on Instagram watching funny videos and you don't even remember how you got there.

That awkward moment when a cute girl messages you on Instagram asking you for your autograph thinking you’re a celebrity.

That awkward moment where /everyone on Instagram disappears and you just sit online like "What do I do now?”

That awkward moment when...you go to a party and spend all your time talking with your friends teenage kids about how Instagram works!


That awkward moment when you drop a penny on the floor and someone picks it up straight after, right before you, then opens their wallet and puts it in.

Sunday, 12 January 2014

15 Funniest Instagram Quotes

I stay on Instagram posting weird pictures when I'm bored and the following funny Instagram quotes will definitely give you awesome captions for your latest photo ideas. Instagram makes me dizzy... I think I am the only one on this planet that likes Facebook better.

Funny Instagram Quotes for Bios!

  1. Today I Just heard words I never thought I would ever hear "I left my purse in my wife's car".

  1. The only thing more dangerous than texting while driving is texting while your 9 year daughter is driving.

  1. I don't think the guy surveying the road knows that the yellow safety vest is supposed to be worn over an existing shirt and not as stand alone attire.

  1. I just had my very own Spy vs. Spy moment when I pulled my white Toyota Tacoma King Cab beside a black Toyota Tacoma King Cab. We exchanged menacing glances. Just as I was lighting the fuse on my bomb, he drove away.

  1. Driving a V-8 Diesel Dually F-350 and speaking to your dog with German a command is pretty manly....unless your dog is a tiny white toy poodle...The Shack never disappoints.

  1. If anyone needs a visual rendition of the word "Lazy" feel free to stop by the house. Slothfulness at it's finest.

  1. Hypothetically, if I forgot to use deodorant, is it okay to just say I hugged a homeless man?

  1. Thank you to all the people who continue to be my friend, even if I don't go to your Facebook page.

  1. Just because Rick Warren offers free sermons online doesn't mean you should preach them as your own all the time. Unless, of course, you are planning on writing “The Purpose Borrowed Life”!

  1. I just found something more dangerous than texting while driving: eating a crunchy taco while driving.

  1. The aggrieved look on a jogger's face does not make me want to join them.

  1. Memo to all the men out there: The lawn mower does not hide your body. Put your shirt on!!!

  1. I think the Tea Party would gain more momentum in the south if they would change their name to the Sweet Tea Party.

  1. Nothing like going exposed! Just feels so good. I would do it all the time if I thought it would cause no harm. Of course I am talking about my Iphone without a case on it.

  1. Instagram is weird in that the more people I follow, the more awesome my feed becomes.


Saturday, 23 November 2013

Clever Instagram Quotes

Hurray it’s time to post the best clever and funny Instagram quotes on your bios or use along with picture captions. Please do not forget to mention some cool hashtags with these quotes.

Clever Instagram Quotes for pictures!
Clever Instagram Quotes
Sometimes when I get bored, I stalk people on Instagram. Is that weird?

I think I'd rather eat cockroaches than wake up and go to work on Monday. Someone please kill me. I'd love you forever.

Someone PLEASE tell me what this SWAG IS, what does it mean, what kind of word is it use it in a sentence so I can understand this

I read someone saying that most men now days don’t keep it real but I believe the same goes for women. Some of both go into relationships with bad intentions and motives and then wonder why they don’t work. Don’t kill me ladies but I believe that women got the very slight edge on men. Who plays the most games and why in your opinion and keep your answer respectful.

Why it that the ones that drive you crazy is being the person you love the most. I could honestly say I'm in love. The more time I spend trying to get him the more complex he gets. I love him, and I want nothing but him.

Facebook friends: Please stop posting animal cruelty pics and stories to my wall. It is affecting my mental health and I can't take anymore. There isn't anything I can do to help so it makes me feel helpless and sick to my stomach and I have been having a lot of nightmares where I wake up screaming. If I see any more posts with or about animal cruelty I will have to un-friend you.

Is it weird I check your Instagram every time you come to mind to see if you posted anything? And I think about you a lot.

Sometimes you just need to tell certain people that you love them, Even if they are a little unusual.

Dear crush, I'm deeply in likes with you. I've had a crush on you since the beginning of the year but never said anything. I hope you don't know anything about this. Of course we don't really have a friendship going on so it wouldn't ruin anything. Just the thought of you knowing that I have a crush on you scares me. I'm deeply sorry I have a crush on you. I'm like a potato compared to the girl you like. I'm not really sure you do but I've heard. Whenever you talk to me I get all nervous and shy. Why do you do this to me!?!?! What have I done to deserve all these emotional feels? You're adorably cute and have an amazing personality. You also have a great taste in music. I wish I've known you when you were younger. Well yeah that's about it!

When you ask me a stupid question like you actually expect an answer.... Thought you were more mature then that!

Insecurity and Low Self Esteem causes relationship problems! In order to love someone you must first love yourself! If you are having this problem please go to the nearest mirror and repeat after me; self I love you with your good looking face and you must mean it! Now your swag should be turned up to the maximum.

I realized something today. I'm going to love myself and take care of myself and stay true to myself. I call it peace, I wish all would do it and feels good. I can't help others but my heart is feeling good.

You know what's stupid? When the dentist asks you a question while your mouth is wide open and he's working on your teeth and expects an answer other than yes or no. And yet you still attempt to answer it.

No question is a stupid question, the reason people ask question is because they seek the knowledge and that person is clever enough to want to know. We not all gifted and we have different IQs, so just answer the question and stop judging. What you think of them is none of their business so keep it to yourself and you will also realize it is of no importance to you.


Boy: Dad, if you saw a thousand note and fifty shillings note which would you pick? Dad: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course I will pick thousands. Boy: Sure? I will pick both! Who is stupid now?

Saturday, 10 August 2013

28 Cute Bios for Instagram

Agree or disagree but the following cool and funny Instagram bio examples may double your worth on the Instagram, so lets celebrate our day with these bios ideas.

People just show what they want on Instagram. Most people don't complain on here because then people say you're annoying. People don't put how happy they are because then you're fake. I hardly post anything on here because I have so many people on here. Family, old teachers, your friends! Lol I don't want them all knowing my life. It's so weird to think how many people read your Instagram bios every day when you stop and think about it. I've always been there but I don't give a word what people think just like my girlfriend but Instagram has definitely changed that to the point where I watch what I post now.

Funny Bios for Instagram!

  1. I agree, a wife has so many roles to play in a man's life. Having multiple wives, though desired, may not be an answer because that comes with multiple mothers-in-law!

  1. Taking photos with Instagram proves you aren't a real photographer. No professional would lose all that image quality by clipping and filtering an original like that. A professional takes the photo and then edits from there.

  1. I believe it was an awesome weekend if you come back and don't remember anything at work!

  1. The stupidest are not aware of themselves even they don't know that they don't know for that reason they always feel that they know everything.

  1. Somewhere out there, a girl is angry and just turned her room upside down because she misplaced batteries to her vibrator.

  1. A tea bag is only useful if the string is strong enough to hold it.

  1. My girlfriend has too many pretty Instagram photos I feel like she loves instagram more than me.

  1. Those that exercised their flirting skills during high school and college are today’s most famous politicians and business personalities.

  1. If you follow my Instagram, I will never cheat you on the Facebook.

  1. Omg I am dying. All I have to say is daddies on Instagram love your daughters! That's where I went south. No guilty conscious!

  1. Women: The higher the heel, the higher the maintenance…

  1. That awkward moment when you got to tell a girl to follow you on Instagram because you don't get a phone number to give her!

  1. If she doesn't believe in working hard to loose fat after giving birth to your child... Don't marry her.

  1. For most girls, a relationship starts with 'My Man Is Different' and ends with 'He Is Just like the Rest'.

  1. I am one of the "December 21st - End of the World" Survivors. If there's anyone else still out there, anyone at all, I can provide food, shelter and security. You are not alone, I will find you.

  1. I'm sorry to disappoint you but one thing you can't Photoshop is your personality.

  1. I always say that if some can cure stupidity, I will give away $1M.

  1. If I don't mess with you like that in public, spare me your friends request on the Facebook.

  1. Ok Facebook people to all your perfect lives and perfect relationships and perfect children and perfect vacations here is your middle finger day!

  1. When you are ready for the answer only then will you gain the courage to ask the question?

  1. Army’s number one motto: Hurry up and wait and sure enough that’s all I am doing right now.

  1. This girl got 1,800 followers on Instagram and she is bad! ....then there are my ex girlfriend and the Dominicans!

  1. I did not delete you because I am immature and childish nor is it because I am afraid of being tagged in your statuses. I deleted you because I am sick of the damn drama you bring to my life.

  1. So apparently it is impossible to drink a gallon of milk in one hour without throwing up so I just bought a gallon of milk to test the theory.

  1. I think parents who let their teenager daughter do all stuff on Instagram without manners; it should punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

  1. These girls on Facebook, busy 'liking', commenting on each others statuses and telling each other how cute and loving they are via Wall Posts (cool)... But then one of them is busy in private messaging another’s' boyfriend telling him how cool he is and wants to get freaky with him.

  1. These girls on Instagram have no respect for themselves and you can blame mainstream hip hop for that.


  1. Fellas, there are about 20 niggas in your girlfriends inbox. And it takes only one of them to say the right Drake's lyrics and your girl is gone forever.